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Na! ca o venit si primavara.. Numai la asta nu ma asteptam. Ma asteptam insa sa mi se sparga niste oale in cap..uite-le cum cad!!
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hi kids! guess what? :iconshazbar: here, has just tagged me. so le's see just how much of an idiot i am :orange:

[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when i think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter", one way road plenty of times.

[ ] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[x] I've done some things really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've run around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've run into a golfcart tire when I was drunk.

[ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

total score [11]

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm __% stupidity".

yay me!...i'm 33% stupidity..

i tag: :icondalnaibiideusername:  :iconyli: :iconinfery:

see you later kids! :blowkiss:
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hi kids. guess what? i'm back.   :lemon:
i have some new deviations and it would really please me if you would share me your thaughts about them and comment.
cya around ;)

well..i guess i'll be leaving for a while..don't know how much..but i'll be back..hope so :paranoid:

yeah i'm back..for a few days i hope ;P          :sun:

clubs...
:iconchildren-of-the-sky: :icontimisoara: :iconeyes-on-you:

:butterflytwo:
    :frail:
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1 min read
i'm back from the sea...the sky showed me it's full beauty. sadly enough, i only had time to submit only one deviation, because i am leaving soon..promise to bring nature pics when i return :P
ps. i'll answer your messages when i come back..if there are any
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oki doki, as i wrote in the title..i'll be gone for a while, and i'll be back....sometime...in the near future..or..not so near. i'm going to the sea, so yeah, i cant wait :)
see ya later!...
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